So in a previous post, I complained about the earwig problem I'm having and a friend commented that I should put up pictures of sexy earwigs to distract them. For reasons I don't care to explain, I decided to google "sexy earwigs" just to see what would come up. I'm naive in many ways but even I had a hunch that I'd probably get a nudie shot or two with any kind of search involving the term sexy. How many pictures would it take before this happened, I thought? Let's find out.
Turns out, there's nothing sexy about earwigs. I got pictures of earwigs, a picture of an ear with a wig, pictures of fish and birds and people's food, and even a picture of earwigs with Rick Astley. I finally came across what I thought was a boob but then realized the subject in question had a goatee and it was actually a moob. A very large, unsexy, self fondled moob. Disturbing. I guess I got what I wanted.
Does that turn you on? Because it shouldn't...that's my sideboob.
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